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Guest Tracking: Brandon Lang
October 16, 2011
5:01 AM
feeer_the_turtle
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This thread will include all of Brandon Langs on-air picks and the final results, including overall records for the 2011-2012 football season.  See the end of the thread for the most recent picks.  I will try to post these before Saturday of each week.

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October 16, 2011
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9/30/2011 – Seg. 10: B-Langs return to the show

Game Pick Result Wins Losses Ties
Texas Tech (-6.5) vs. Kansas Texas Tech Win 1 0 0
Washington at Utah (-8.5) Washington Win 2 0 0
Nebraska vs. Wisconsin Over 57 Win 3 0 0
Redskins (-1.5) at Rams Redskins Win 4 0 0
Dolphins (+9) at Chargers Dolphins Loss 4 1 0
Bills at Bengals (+3) Bengals Tie 4 1 1
           
SEASON TOTALS     4 1 1
Vegas needs some Junkie love.  We need a P1 party or a JPO in VEGAS!!!!
October 16, 2011
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10/7/2011 – Seg. 4

Game Pick Result Wins Losses Ties
Iowa (+4) at Penn St Iowa Loss 0 1 0
Wash St (+3.5) at UCLA Wash St Win 1 1 0
Vandy at Alabama Over 41 Loss 1 2 0
Packers at Falcons Over 53.5 Loss 1 3 0
Eagles at Bills Over 52.5 Win 2 3 0
Raiders (+6) at Texans Raiders Win 3 3 0
Bengals (+1.5) at Jaguars Bengals Win 4 3 0
Eagles (-?) at Bills (halftime bet) Eagles Loss 4 4 0
           
SEASON TOTALS     8 5 1
Vegas needs some Junkie love.  We need a P1 party or a JPO in VEGAS!!!!
October 16, 2011
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10/14/2011 – Seg. 11

Game Pick Result Wins Losses Ties
W Michigan (-1) at N Illinois W Michigan Loss 0 1 0
Kansas St (+3) at Texas Tech Kansas St Win 1 1 0
Oklahoma St (-7.5) at Texas Oklahoma St Win 2 1 0
Eagles at Redskins Over 47        
Cowboys at Patriots (-6) Patriots        
Texans at Ravens (-7) Ravens        
49ers (+3) at Lions 49ers 1st Half        
           
SEASON TOTALS          
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October 16, 2011
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I care more about K.D. Lang than B. Lang.

Mrs. Bickel tells the guys how big the burrito was that she ate. Lurch to Mrs. Bickel:"I got a burrito in my pants!" EB:"I just wouldn't say that to your mother." Lurch:"We say everything to her! You said shaved cat! I can't say it!" (Lurch laughing hilariously…) Lurch 10/5/11 seg 12 10:00 mark
October 16, 2011
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IamMcNubbin said:

I care more about K.D. Lang than B. Lang.

I think you'll love this thread once his record goes in the tank, which I believe it will.

Vegas needs some Junkie love.  We need a P1 party or a JPO in VEGAS!!!!
October 16, 2011
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10/14/2011 – Seg. 11 (Final)

Game Pick Result Wins Losses Ties
W Michigan (-1) at N Illinois W Michigan Loss 0 1 0
Kansas St (+3) at Texas Tech Kansas St Win 1 1 0
Oklahoma St (-7.5) at Texas Oklahoma St Win 2 1 0
Eagles at Redskins Over 47 Loss 2 2 0
Cowboys at Patriots (-6) Patriots Loss 2 3 0
Texans at Ravens (-7) Ravens Win 3 3 0
49ers (+3) at Lions 49ers 1st Half Win 4 3 0
           
SEASON TOTALS     12 8 1
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October 16, 2011
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feeer_the_turtle said:

IamMcNubbin said:

I care more about K.D. Lang than B. Lang.

I think you'll love this thread once his record goes in the tank, which I believe it will.

I already love this thread. Your stats info is money always. I thoroughly enjoy your work.

Mrs. Bickel tells the guys how big the burrito was that she ate. Lurch to Mrs. Bickel:"I got a burrito in my pants!" EB:"I just wouldn't say that to your mother." Lurch:"We say everything to her! You said shaved cat! I can't say it!" (Lurch laughing hilariously…) Lurch 10/5/11 seg 12 10:00 mark
October 16, 2011
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IamMcNubbin said:

feeer_the_turtle said:

IamMcNubbin said:

I care more about K.D. Lang than B. Lang.

I think you'll love this thread once his record goes in the tank, which I believe it will.

I already love this thread. Your stats info is money always. I thoroughly enjoy your work.

Thanks for the kind words.  I thought it would be interesting to back up claims on various guests with actual information.  I also like to follow Junks v. Gov picks on Sundays.

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October 18, 2011
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IamMcNubbin said:

I care more about K.D. Lang than B. Lang.

Now, now….let's not forget former Redskin Kinard Lang! Or Rockie villain….Clubber Lang!! I care much more about either one of those donks than I do B. Lang

 

It IS nice work to see everything in one place, Feeer! Danke!!

October 18, 2011
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Good zing, wish I'd said it.Smile

IamMcNubbin said:

I care more about K.D. Lang than B. Lang.

I think you'll love this thread once his record goes in the tank, which I believe it will.

"Now the shoe is on both foots" - random donk listener call.
October 19, 2011
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CLBinTX said:

IamMcNubbin said:

I care more about K.D. Lang than B. Lang.

Now, now….let's not forget former Redskin Kinard Lang! Or Rockie villain….Clubber Lang!! I care much more about either one of those donks than I do B. Lang

Nice pull on your Langs.

Mrs. Bickel tells the guys how big the burrito was that she ate. Lurch to Mrs. Bickel:"I got a burrito in my pants!" EB:"I just wouldn't say that to your mother." Lurch:"We say everything to her! You said shaved cat! I can't say it!" (Lurch laughing hilariously…) Lurch 10/5/11 seg 12 10:00 mark
October 22, 2011
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10/21/2011 – Seg. 7

Game Pick Result Wins Losses Ties
Cincinnati at South Florida (-3) Cincinnati Win 1 0 0
Oregon St. at Wash St (-3) Wash St Loss 1 1 0
Louisianna Lafayette at W Kentucky (+3) W Kentucky Win 2 1 0
Texans at Titans (-3) Titans Loss 2 2 0
Redskins at Panthers (-2.5) Panthers Win 3 2 0
Cheifs at Raiders (-4.5) Chiefs Win 4 2 0
Seahawks at Browns (-3) Seahawks Tie 4 2 1
           
SEASON TOTALS     16 10 2
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October 24, 2011
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Seriously, why doesn't JP  call this douche out on his lies? Not that 16-10 is bad but now where near the hot streak that he's been spouting off about the last few weeks.

October 24, 2011
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Doesn't seem EPIC to me at all. If they want to suck that donkey's dick, let them.

Mrs. Bickel tells the guys how big the burrito was that she ate. Lurch to Mrs. Bickel:"I got a burrito in my pants!" EB:"I just wouldn't say that to your mother." Lurch:"We say everything to her! You said shaved cat! I can't say it!" (Lurch laughing hilariously…) Lurch 10/5/11 seg 12 10:00 mark
October 25, 2011
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This should be a really good segment on Friday as Lang said he was going to prove the FADERS wrong because he's winning so much well SORRY LANG. You took four shits in the bed this weekend and cost your clients 318 Dimes. That's 318 dimes not -20 or -50 or even -100 dimes. You dropped so much in four days that someone who signed up for the first time that's maybe 2 people would be busted out after 4 days. You lost a 100 dimer on Saturday on way a 0-5 day for your clients. You had Wisconsin -7.5 and they never even led in the game. Then you chased on Sunday with our beloved Redskins. You went another 100 dimes on them which is supposed to be your sure plays. You shit in the bed again as they got their ass kicked. On top of that we lost our best RB for he season and our best WR for 5-6 weeks. You jinxed us YOU MUSH. Lang lost another 50 dimes on Monday night and now stands to lose another 100 dimes when the Cardinals lose on Wednesday in baseball . Lang betting baseball playoffs over his career is another of his many, many weaknesses. I hope the Junks bring Lang to the mat about this total disaster of a weekend and ask him about his career as a handicapper. He's down over 7,000 dimes. He's winning at a clip of 43% over his career. I nor anyone could ever find a handicapper who had a verified record that even bordered on being that bad. Let's see if Lang changes the subject on Friday if the Junks to have the balls to call him to the mat. Knowing this low life Lang he'll give us some jiberish about how he's going to come back and win this weekend because his backs against the wall and talk about the upcoming porn festival he's going to attend where his wife and former strip club dancer is going be banging porn stars while he's also getting laid by women with all kinds of diseases.Wank I usually turn the radio off when they announce Lang the Loser is coming on but just this once I can't wait to hear the segment to see how Lang approaches the last week and if the Junks give Lang some serious shit which this lowlife deserves.

October 25, 2011
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Conan said:

…I can't wait to hear the segment to see how Lang approaches the last week and if the Junks give Lang some serious shit which this lowlife deserves.

It will never happen. That piece of shit will say he won, and the Junks will be impressed that he's still "winning". He won't be called out at all. Nice post though.

Mrs. Bickel tells the guys how big the burrito was that she ate. Lurch to Mrs. Bickel:"I got a burrito in my pants!" EB:"I just wouldn't say that to your mother." Lurch:"We say everything to her! You said shaved cat! I can't say it!" (Lurch laughing hilariously…) Lurch 10/5/11 seg 12 10:00 mark
October 25, 2011
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The Junks know he's full of shit.  Lurch likes him because he covets his hookups.  JP and EB seem to get entertainment from him BS.  You'll hear one or both of them laugh, on mic, when Lang professes how he's back and on a heater.

They won't confront him about his picks because then Lang will go home crying and won't come on the show again. 

 

Lurch: "R U over the top gay, or if I saw U walking down the street I would think regular dude?''

Caller: "Regular dude"

Lurch: "ok good'

October 25, 2011
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I don't understand it. Nobody seems to like him but them. I skip any segs with his name.

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October 25, 2011
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I always thought it was odd when people complained about a guest they didn't like, but never realized that hatred aside, the guest usually gave good radio. The same can't be said about Lang. He may have once been fun on the air, but he is just not terribly interesting anymore. If anything he said was true, he might be decent, but it's all lies, hence not that impressive. When a guest runs their course, it's time to let them go, or hopefully in Lang's case, put a bullet in his head.

 

Junks!!!!! That is his greatest sin. he is just not good on radio anymore. Let him be.

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