My "best of" list for 2012 was out of control, so I decided to break it down month by month.  Here's are some moments from January that made me chuckle.  What are your favorite moments?  With your help and comments we can whittle down the list by the end of the year to a true best of the best.  And keep in mind, my list is just moments that I found funny, not necessarily important show landmarks like Bret leaving;  But feel free to add whatever highlights you want.

1.     EB wants to take PCP so he can bench 400 lbs.  (January 4)

2.     EB:  “Was I a child of the ‘70s?”  (January 10)

3.     Bret:  “What about[Dee] dominating you?  That’s on the list [of female fantasies].”  EB:  “Believe me, she’d rather punch me in the face…”  (January 10)

4.     EB uses crown molding and ice balls to knock snow off his TV dish.  (January 10)

5.     Cowboy Todd goes to Barnes and Noble to use his “labtop,” he never uses a “condum,” and he can’t pronounce his daughter’s middle name.  (January 11)

6.     EB is going to livestream Valdez watching the Ravens’ game (January 20)

7.     Chick with two sillies (January 20)

8.     BDK thinks Hawaii is right off the coast of California (January 20)

9.     Valdez punches a hole in the wall and “Randy Johnsons” a picture at the wall after the Ravens lose the AFC championship game.  “Was your girl there?  Did she say anything?”  Matt:  “She was quiet.  She knows her role.”  (January 23)

10.  JP wants to pick a new national anthem.  (January 24)

11.  EB drooling over Drew Brees:  “We met Drew Brees… but I don’t remember standing right up next to him because he was so dreamy… That guy was f’ing dreamy.  He was a good looking kid.  He had guns.  I think he had silly blue eyes – I was locked in on them.  I had a little bit of a man crush on that dude.”  (January 24)

12.  EB, asking a question during Junkie’s Shoot Out:  “Diddy’s son is playing for what Pac-11 school?”  (January 25)

13.  Bret’s story about writing “Business Meeting – 8:00 AM” on his white board so he would have a built-in excuse to get college chicks out of his bed.  (January 25)

14.  Cakes wants to date Miley Cyrus.  Valdez: “Egotastic will have pictures of Cakes and his love handles walking with Miley on the beach at Kiawah Island.” (January 25)

15.  Chub Dancing (January 25)

16.  EB:  “I would much rather make out with Tom Brady than Eli Manning.”  (January 26)

Nice work penndark.  Here are a few more:

Jan. 3, Seg 6 – Cakes gets grilled by everyone because he couldn't give a reason for his Mission Impossible movie review.  Cakes proceeds to get rick due to the onslaught.

Jan. 3 Seg 9 – "Happy Dew Year" debate, the Junks and callers are split 50/50 on Dew vs. New.

Jan. 6, Seg 9 – Ms. B calls and EB botches another cliche.  Instead of killing 2 birds with one stone, apparently EB likes to just "kill a bird".

Jan. 23, Seg. 8 – Bret announces he's leaving the area to sling dogs in N.C. (this is not really a best of, but memorable none the less)

Jan. 27, Seg 0 (pre-show fox hit) – Wisdom talks about the Wiz winning a game that was never played, he even said Nick Young score 18 in the 3rd.  At first the Junks thought he was doing a bit.