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Junks Best Moments From March / April
May 9, 2012
10:16 PM
Penndark
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I combined March and April into a single post, cuz my list was on the short side.  But please add in your favorite moments – I'm sure I missed some.  But there are some gems here.  Apparently EB was on a roll in March!

 

1.     Cakes doesn’t understand the panic switch.  (March 7)

2.     EB just found out movie theater popcorn is bad for you.  (March 7)

3.     EB eats coleslaw with both hands while speeding down the beltway.  (March 14)

4.     EB says the new iPad is “a millimeter heavier.”  (March 16)

5.     On a show called The Sports Junkies, JP uses “Gayle King” on the Who-Am-I game (March 20)

6.     EB hurts his back:  “You know how most people stand from 12 to 6?  I was standing from 3 to 6.”  (March 22)

7.     EB wishes he was mature enough to not like Bieber’s new single.  (March 26)

8.     Junks have to dumb down Name That Hurting because Valdez picks people like Dwight Freeney and Antoine Walker.  (March 28)

9.     EB jumps over the table to attack JP.  (March, date unknown)

 

10.  During a Channel 9 bit, the producer asks Cakes if he needs a box to stand on.  (April 3)

11.  “Holy Shoot!” audio clip from Texas tornado.  (April 4)

12.  Valdez visits his old dorm at Maryland and bangs out his girlfriend in the bathroom.  (April 10)

13.  BDK and JP think there’s gravity in spaceships.  (April 13)

14.  EB thinks that Kate Middleton’s sister is called “Pipe-a.”  (April 17)

15.  Mel Gibson’s new audio (Hooray!  Who wants to eat?!), and Cakes reading the transcript: “F- F- F- F- hate F- C- C-blanker whore!”  (April 19)

16.  EB thinks NBC’s hockey announcers are biased, but when the Junks listened to the actual goal calls for each team, they sounded IDENTICAL.  (April 23)

17.  The Junks love that John Edwards got another guy to claim the creeper’s baby as his own.  If EB knocks up a chick, he’s going to make Valdez claim the baby.  (April 24)

May 10, 2012
12:07 AM
K-Bizzle
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Not sure what date, but it was in mid-April… some guy called in named "Witt" and the junks joned on him for having the whitest name ever. Loved Cakes' hoity-toity voice.

May 10, 2012
6:55 PM
IamMcNubbin
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K-Bizzle said

Not sure what date, but it was in mid-April… some guy called in named "Witt" and the junks joned on him for having the whitest name ever. Loved Cakes' hoity-toity voice.

 

I remember that. It was short for Whittington, and he definitely came from money. Can't remember where he was from though.

May 10, 2012
6:56 PM
IamMcNubbin
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Penndark said

I combined March and April into a single post, cuz my list was on the short side.  But please add in your favorite moments – I'm sure I missed some.  But there are some gems here.  Apparently EB was on a roll in March!

 

1.     Cakes doesn’t understand the panic switch.  (March 7)

2.     EB just found out movie theater popcorn is bad for you.  (March 7)

3.     EB eats coleslaw with both hands while speeding down the beltway.  (March 14)

4.     EB says the new iPad is “a millimeter heavier.”  (March 16)

5.     On a show called The Sports Junkies, JP uses “Gayle King” on the Who-Am-I game (March 20)

6.     EB hurts his back:  “You know how most people stand from 12 to 6?  I was standing from 3 to 6.”  (March 22)

7.     EB wishes he was mature enough to not like Bieber’s new single.  (March 26)

8.     Junks have to dumb down Name That Hurting because Valdez picks people like Dwight Freeney and Antoine Walker.  (March 28)

9.     EB jumps over the table to attack JP.  (March, date unknown)

 

10.  During a Channel 9 bit, the producer asks Cakes if he needs a box to stand on.  (April 3)

11.  “Holy Shoot!” audio clip from Texas tornado.  (April 4)

12.  Valdez visits his old dorm at Maryland and bangs out his girlfriend in the bathroom.  (April 10)

13.  BDK and JP think there’s gravity in spaceships.  (April 13)

14.  EB thinks that Kate Middleton’s sister is called “Pipe-a.”  (April 17)

15.  Mel Gibson’s new audio (Hooray!  Who wants to eat?!), and Cakes reading the transcript: “F- F- F- F- hate F- C- C-blanker whore!”  (April 19)

16.  EB thinks NBC’s hockey announcers are biased, but when the Junks listened to the actual goal calls for each team, they sounded IDENTICAL.  (April 23)

17.  The Junks love that John Edwards got another guy to claim the creeper’s baby as his own.  If EB knocks up a chick, he’s going to make Valdez claim the baby.  (April 24)

 

Is this list in no particular order? If not how can #9 not be #1? Great list!!

May 10, 2012
9:37 PM
feeer_the_turtle
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IamMcNubbin said

Penndark said

I combined March and April into a single post, cuz my list was on the short side.  But please add in your favorite moments – I'm sure I missed some.  But there are some gems here.  Apparently EB was on a roll in March!

 

1.     Cakes doesn’t understand the panic switch.  (March 7)

2.     EB just found out movie theater popcorn is bad for you.  (March 7)

3.     EB eats coleslaw with both hands while speeding down the beltway.  (March 14)

4.     EB says the new iPad is “a millimeter heavier.”  (March 16)

5.     On a show called The Sports Junkies, JP uses “Gayle King” on the Who-Am-I game (March 20)

6.     EB hurts his back:  “You know how most people stand from 12 to 6?  I was standing from 3 to 6.”  (March 22)

7.     EB wishes he was mature enough to not like Bieber’s new single.  (March 26)

8.     Junks have to dumb down Name That Hurting because Valdez picks people like Dwight Freeney and Antoine Walker.  (March 28)

9.     EB jumps over the table to attack JP.  (March, date unknown)

 

10.  During a Channel 9 bit, the producer asks Cakes if he needs a box to stand on.  (April 3)

11.  “Holy Shoot!” audio clip from Texas tornado.  (April 4)

12.  Valdez visits his old dorm at Maryland and bangs out his girlfriend in the bathroom.  (April 10)

13.  BDK and JP think there’s gravity in spaceships.  (April 13)

14.  EB thinks that Kate Middleton’s sister is called “Pipe-a.”  (April 17)

15.  Mel Gibson’s new audio (Hooray!  Who wants to eat?!), and Cakes reading the transcript: “F- F- F- F- hate F- C- C-blanker whore!”  (April 19)

16.  EB thinks NBC’s hockey announcers are biased, but when the Junks listened to the actual goal calls for each team, they sounded IDENTICAL.  (April 23)

17.  The Junks love that John Edwards got another guy to claim the creeper’s baby as his own.  If EB knocks up a chick, he’s going to make Valdez claim the baby.  (April 24)

 

Is this list in no particular order? If not how can #9 not be #1? Great list!!

Looking at the dates I think it's in chronological order.  I think any P1 would agree thought that #9 would be the 1 seed.

May 11, 2012
10:17 AM
CLBinTX
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Agreed….#9 is the top seed! #17 a pretty strong 2-seed!!

May 11, 2012
8:47 PM
IamMcNubbin
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CLBinTX said

Agreed….#9 is the top seed! #17 a pretty strong 2-seed!!

 

#9 made immediate HOF status as it was happening, and may never be knocked out of the #1 seed ever. It would take something like JLH coming in to studio and saying she wanted to have sex with Cakes right there in front of everyone immediately, but he had to call Amy first to get permission.

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