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Valdez Zing
May 8, 2012
9:42 PM
jdacosta
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What's up donks? Valdez had this really good zing the other day, but for the life of me, I can't remember what it was and I can't find it in my podcasts.  Can anyone help out? Valdez chimed in and cakes thought it was one of his best zings ever, but Lurch didn't initially hear it.

May 8, 2012
10:07 PM
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jdacosta said

What's up donks? Valdez had this really good zing the other day, but for the life of me, I can't remember what it was and I can't find it in my podcasts.  Can anyone help out? Valdez chimed in and cakes thought it was one of his best zings ever, but Lurch didn't initially hear it.

 

Was it "we must protect this blouse"? EB was talking about a $1000 shirt some woman was wearing, and it being ugly for $1000. Likened it to Underarmor.

Mrs. Bickel tells the guys how big the burrito was that she ate. Lurch to Mrs. Bickel:"I got a burrito in my pants!" EB:"I just wouldn't say that to your mother." Lurch:"We say everything to her! You said shaved cat! I can't say it!" (Lurch laughing hilariously…) Lurch 10/5/11 seg 12 10:00 mark
May 10, 2012
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IamMcNubbin said

jdacosta said

What's up donks? Valdez had this really good zing the other day, but for the life of me, I can't remember what it was and I can't find it in my podcasts.  Can anyone help out? Valdez chimed in and cakes thought it was one of his best zings ever, but Lurch didn't initially hear it.

 

Was it "we must protect this blouse"? EB was talking about a $1000 shirt some woman was wearing, and it being ugly for $1000. Likened it to Underarmor.

If you're right, it was Mrs. Romney catching hell for her expensive blouse. Would tie into the Fridge…UMd football…& all things Valdez-y…. Pretty fuckin' funny

May 17, 2012
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Another beauty, while discussing what a man's greatest fantasy would be, the boys get to a threesome, and Ironed On Celtic Gear says;

 

"my fantasy is to watch 2 girls hooking it while I watch while eating a bushel of crabs".

 

He's a keeper! Smile

"Now the shoe is on both foots" – random donk listener call.
May 17, 2012
8:31 PM
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etcarroll said

Another beauty, while discussing what a man's greatest fantasy would be, the boys get to a threesome, and Ironed On Celtic Gear says;

 

"my fantasy is to watch 2 girls hooking it while I watch while eating a bushel of crabs".

 

He's a keeper! Smile

 

I almost pissed myself when he broke that line out. ALMOST.

Mrs. Bickel tells the guys how big the burrito was that she ate. Lurch to Mrs. Bickel:"I got a burrito in my pants!" EB:"I just wouldn't say that to your mother." Lurch:"We say everything to her! You said shaved cat! I can't say it!" (Lurch laughing hilariously…) Lurch 10/5/11 seg 12 10:00 mark
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